Create Your Own Stimulus!
It's so fun! Here's mine:
For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $100 million shall be paid directly to Stephen Silver in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Stephen Silver to Pay the mortgage or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Stephen Silver will receive free Minnesota Twins tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Stephen Silver shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Michele Bachman is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.
Posted by Stephen Silver at February 12, 2009 05:42 PM