Probably the "Dominos Bailout." I don't get it- how is a discount on pizza a bailout? Who's being bailed out? What are they being bailed out of? How in any way whatsoever is a discount on the fourth pizza you buy the slightest bit analogous to the government giving billions to banks? And the CEO refuses to give the "hedge fund guy" the extra pizza- are Wall Streeters not eligible for the same pizza special as everyone else?
The punchline: the very CEO in the commercials... is considering a run for governor! That has to violate McCain-Feingold, right?
Also, how is a subsidized trip to Israel a stimulus plan?
Posted by: BZ at March 27, 2009 07:18 AM