I was getting pretty annoyed by the repetitive commercials on last night's Phillies-Braves baseball opener, as they were about as effective as Brett Myers' stuff. I mean, I've always liked Dustin Pedroia, but after seeing him polish his MVP trophy taunt that video game executive 400 times, I was ready to slap.
But then, around the seventh inning or so, a small bearded Scotsman appeared and started whacking everyone with a dipstick: