June 17, 2009

"He Will Rape Them With His Mouth"

It's the funniest two minutes in television:

And yes, I know exactly with "schmuck" means, in "Jewish."

Morning Glow's commentary on what we've just seen:

Okay, in order: Letterman never joked about rape, the joke was aimed at 18-year-old Bristol, it was a baseball game, the language is Yiddish not Jewish, Letterman has a son out of wedlock, I suppose itís possible his wife is a slut although I donít know for sure, Americaís periods of isolationism have historically led to wars the country was ill-prepared for, and mouth-rape is somewhat less of a threat to your children than teaching them ironclad certitude at protests against late-night television shows.

(Granted, this is probably the highlights of the crazy, and itís possible that there were thoughtful and well-spoken people at the rally, but címon people. Letterman caved and apologized, and Palin even accepted the apology. If the mother of the alleged mouth-rape victim can let it go, maybe you should, too.)

Posted by Stephen Silver at June 17, 2009 09:13 PM

The hipster grifter wanted to give someone a handjob with her mouth. That would be much preferred to David Letterman mouth-rape.

Posted by: LilB at June 18, 2009 01:54 PM

You totally forgot to point out the guy who was upset that Letterman also made A-Rod look bad. Yeah, because THAT's going to be the downfall of A-Rod's reputation.

Posted by: LilB at June 18, 2009 02:00 PM

Letterman's a fiend for making an off-color joke on late night television, but the lady that called his kid a "bastard" and his wife a "slut" is just the picture of civility and nice manners. These people are batshit crazy.

Posted by: Emily at June 18, 2009 03:18 PM

I still haven't heard a good defense for the following questions: where were these people when Leno and Saturday night live made John Edwards/Bristol Palin jokes? Where were they when SNL made a Todd/Bristol incest joke?

Posted by: Jeremy at June 18, 2009 07:28 PM

This is fake. No one is this stupid.

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