June 19, 2009

Inspired by the '05 Vikings, Part II

Jewish style!:

Police had to clear an "out of control" bat mitzvah party Saturday night at the Lockwood-Mathews Mansion Museum.

Brian Fischer, rental coordinator for the museum, told police the younger guests at the Jewish ceremony, which celebrates a girl's coming of age, tore out ceiling tiles and a light fixture in the 141-year-old, 62-room mansion. Fischer said he saw several boys and girls engaging in oral sex in the bathrooms, Officer Carleton Giles said.

My first thought is, "Best Bat Mitzvah Ever!" My second? How'd this happen? Who ever heard of an unsupervised Bar/Bat Mitzvah party, without parents and rabbis and cousins and aunts and uncles?

Posted by Stephen Silver at June 19, 2009 05:06 PM

I never got blown at any bar/bat mitzvahs that I attended back in the day. Clearly I was going to the wrong ones.

Posted by: LilB at June 19, 2009 06:19 PM

I've been kicked out of a chicago hotel when I was that age.

Posted by: Jeff S at June 19, 2009 09:46 PM

Maybe it was a Werewolf bat mitzvah.


Posted by: Jeremy at June 20, 2009 12:22 AM
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