June 25, 2009

"Transformers" Sucks: Ain't It Cool!

"This film is a total and complete waste; a soggy, half baked dessert of a film that you canít even say ďWell, at least the action was cool.Ē It is an embarrassment, a pathetic misuse of hundreds of millions of dollars that only serves as the new model for excess run amok. Hopefully ten years from now I can put this in and laugh about it the way I laugh about BATMAN AND ROBIN, giggling furiously at the idea that they spent that much money of robot balls and a cybernetic minstrel show. But right now Iím too disappointed, too bitter and just too appalled to find any of this funny. You know, now that I think about it, maybe Bay got his giant, limp, swinging cyber-phallus after all. Itís called TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN."
-Massawyrm, Ain't It Cool News. Posted by Stephen Silver at June 25, 2009 04:39 PM
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