September 11, 2009

Against Going to the Game

From Bill Simmons' really good NFL preview column, on the real reason NFL teams are having trouble selling tickets this year:

For many fan bases, here are the two choices every Sunday:

Door No. 1 (more expensive): Traffic, parking, long walk to stadium, lousy seats, lifeless state-of-the-art arena, TV timeouts, dead crowds, drunk/bitter fans, more TV timeouts, hiked-up concession prices, PDAs with jammed signals as you're searching for scores, even more TV timeouts, long walk to car, even more traffic.

Door No. 2 (less expensive): Sofa, NFL package, HD, fantasy scores online, remote control toggling, gambling, access to scores, seven straight hours of football, cell phone calls, beer and food in fridge, no traffic.

I can see going through Door No. 1 once a year just to remind yourself that going to an NFL game sucks. But eight times a year? Unless you had good seats, or unless this was your only excuse to get out of your house and get plastered, why would you?

Sitting in front of the TV, with my laptop open to follow all the games plus my two fantasy teams- damn, I can't wait for Sunday!

Posted by Stephen Silver at September 11, 2009 05:02 PM
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