John Scalzi shares the 10 Least Successful Holiday specials ever. They're fictional, but that Rosie O'Donnell Thanksgiving show a few years ago was worse than all of the above would've been, combined.
Happy Hannukkah, by the way. My favorite recent Hannukkah song; apologies for the poor sound quality/"Rock Band" visuals:
Also, the 11 Most Badass Jews In History!