News Item: All-white pro basketball league founded
The idea sounds sort of like an amusing novelty, until you hear the guy's quotes; it's obvious his real intention is "hoops, without all those damn [n-word]":
"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," Lewis told the Chronicle. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."I'm guessing that, if this isn't a hoax, proprietor Don "Moose" Lewis will soon be hearing from the Justice Department's Civil Rights division.
And if that doesn't work out... they should try the All-Gentile Comedy Writing League.
Posted by Stephen Silver at January 21, 2010 11:04 PMWell, Conan's looking for a job. Given his height and his lack of Jewishness, I'd say he would fit in both leagues.
Posted by: Jeremy at January 22, 2010 08:27 AMBut how will they play without tripping on their hooded white robes?
Posted by: jabbett at January 24, 2010 08:46 PM