January 21, 2010

The White Power Basketball League

News Item: All-white pro basketball league founded

The idea sounds sort of like an amusing novelty, until you hear the guy's quotes; it's obvious his real intention is "hoops, without all those damn [n-word]":

"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," Lewis told the Chronicle. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
I'm guessing that, if this isn't a hoax, proprietor Don "Moose" Lewis will soon be hearing from the Justice Department's Civil Rights division.

And if that doesn't work out... they should try the All-Gentile Comedy Writing League.

Posted by Stephen Silver at January 21, 2010 11:04 PM

Well, Conan's looking for a job. Given his height and his lack of Jewishness, I'd say he would fit in both leagues.

Posted by: Jeremy at January 22, 2010 08:27 AM

But how will they play without tripping on their hooded white robes?

Posted by: jabbett at January 24, 2010 08:46 PM
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