News Item: Florida Marlins will give vuvuzelas to first 15,000 fans at Saturday night's game.
This is hilarious for three reasons:
1. The notion of the Marlins drawing 15,000 fans to a game is comical in and of itself.
2. The fans can use the vuvuzelas to drown out the Scott Stapp song, and
3. The team can just put unused tickets on sale next week for Saturday's game, so people can get their vuvuzelas after the fact. It worked with the Halladay perfect game.