Last night's "Two and a Half Men"- which hinged on a woman convincing a man that a mannequin named "Manny Quinn" was in fact her husband- may have been the worst sitcom episode of all time. But the vanity card at the end by creator Chuck Lorre almost redeemed it:
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.I'm glad he has some levity about the likelihood that his show's about to be kiboshed when its star keels over in the next few weeks.If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
I disagree...Lindsay Lohan is still alive is proof...I think Charlie will now be added to the death list but unlike Lohan he actually has parents who care..so we'll see.
Posted by: A at February 15, 2011 05:15 PM