I was surprised when I heard that Kim Kardashian had had an affair with an "NFL star" by the name of Bret Lockett, mostly because I follow the NFL pretty closely and I've never heard of him. Turns out that's not all- Lockett now admits he's never actually met Kim.
Meanwhile, I just think it's hilarious for some reason that Kim is engaged to Kris Humphries, who is from Minneapolis and went to Hopkins High School. I just can't imagine Kim Kardashian in Minnesota- it just doesn't compute. What do they do when they visit his parents? Does he take her to the Sculpture Garden? Courtside at a Wolves game, where the only other celebrity is Jesse Ventura?