The Philly Sports Guy, Phil Simmons, writes his first mailbag for TheFightins.com, stretching a single joke much further than you'd think it could go.
The "Phil Simmons" Twitter account has been around for awhile and is worth a follow. He kept mentioning a mailbag, but I figured he was purposely never delivering, as a parody of Bill Simmons' never writing mailbags anymore.