I've said enough already about the ridiculous Miller Lite "Man Up" commercials, which are set in a bizarro world in which drinking Miller Lite is manly and drinking any other beer is not, to the point where attractive female bartenders are obligated to let you know that if you order wrong, you practically have a vagina.
Now we have Dr. Pepper, with a new campaign in which it comes right out and says "it's not for women." Yes, the last stand of masculinity is a friggin' diet soft drink.
What's next? A beer commercial in which every time you drink, a woman gets thrown out of a boat?