November 27, 2011

Film Critic Quote of the Week

Dustin Rowles of Pajiba on "Jack and Jill"

Iíve seen Adam Sandlerís Jack and Jill. If there is a God, he might allow a fire whirl to kill 40,000 human beings in 15 minutes, but no God could be cruel and inhumane enough to allow this movie to exist, to be screened in front of millions of innocent people. Itís incomprehensible. No God would allow Adam Sandler to dress up as his own twin sister, to prance around in a dress and a wig and speak with a lisp that would haunt even demons, demons that couldnít handle the emotional carnage that Female Sandler inflicts. Itís too much ugly... Jack and Jill is not a movie; itís a weapon of mass destruction that not even Stalin wouldíve been sick enough to use.

Jack and Jill will never be forgotten; the power of its awfulness is enough to break through the rift of space and time, to sear through the universe and destroy black holes.

Posted by Stephen Silver at November 27, 2011 11:22 PM
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