Dustin Rowles of Pajiba on "Jack and Jill"
I’ve seen Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill. If there is a God, he might allow a fire whirl to kill 40,000 human beings in 15 minutes, but no God could be cruel and inhumane enough to allow this movie to exist, to be screened in front of millions of innocent people. It’s incomprehensible. No God would allow Adam Sandler to dress up as his own twin sister, to prance around in a dress and a wig and speak with a lisp that would haunt even demons, demons that couldn’t handle the emotional carnage that Female Sandler inflicts. It’s too much ugly... Jack and Jill is not a movie; it’s a weapon of mass destruction that not even Stalin would’ve been sick enough to use.Jack and Jill will never be forgotten; the power of its awfulness is enough to break through the rift of space and time, to sear through the universe and destroy black holes.