HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER: Say your prayers and eat your vitamins, dude, because Hulk Hogan is now 50 years old. The mighty Hulkster and his 24-inch pythons celebrated their 50th birthday yesterday along with all his Hulkamaniacs, though its unknown whether he was joined by the "Macho Man" Randy Savage, King Kong Bundy, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Bad News Brown, Zeus, or any of the other surviving 1980s WWF/E superstars.
Also known for his starring roles in "Rocky III," "No Holds Barred," "Suburban Commando," and "Mr. Nanny," Hogan is probably the most famous competitor in the history of professional wrestling, and remains an on-and-off WWE superstar to this day. When I heard Hogan was turning 50 part of me thought he had turned 50 years ago, but another part realized that Hogan really looks exactly the same now as he did in "Rocky III" 20 years ago.
So watcha gonna do, brother, when 50-year-old Hulk Hogan runs wild on you?