QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I had barely been back to the Upper West Side since we broke up, and I was reminded why; the Upper West Side makes you feel like you don’t bathe often enough, like you’re this swarthy minion swooping up from the city’s underbelly, lurking in to sully their happy, lily-white pseudo-suburbia. The Upper West Side is a strip mall designed by The New Yorker, where people pat themselves on the back for "getting" the new Todd Haynes movie and hypothesize about the city’s homeless "problem." The whole area makes me want to drink six cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and then fart. Preferably in a crowded Starbucks." -Will Leitch, in the Black Table, who recently performed a (nearly) Length of Manhattan Walk. (Via Gawker).
Speaking of which, the Second Annual LoMW is tentatively scheduled for early September; more on that when plans firm up. Here's the story of last year's.