IDI GOURMET: Ugandan madman and former dictator Idi Amin is said to be near death in Saudi Arabia, having lapsed into a coma from which he is not expected to awaken. The news has led to a comical sequence of events- with some demanding that Amin, who has been exiled since falling from power in 1979, be allowed to return to Uganda, with others threatening that if he does, the presumably still-comatose Amin will have to face trial for war crimes. It would have to be a quick trial, seeing as how Amin could die at any moment.
My take? As soon as Amin dies, send him back to Uganda to be eaten.