July 17, 2003


IF WE CAN'T FUCK IT, WE'LL KILL IT: Assuming its not a hoax, we've reached yet another cultural low point: a firm near Las Vegas is offering "tours" in which men roam the woods and shoot at naked women with paintball guns. Think of it as like the paintball episode of "Six Feet Under" except, you know, not as gay.
With all of the options available for, um, "communicating" with women in Vegas, is this really nececessary- to "kill" them? Snopes.com originally argued that the tour was a hoax, but tonight the firm's chief exec, Michael Burdick, appeared on "The O'Reilly Factor," where he was opposed by feminist lawyer Wendy Murphy. Murphy, oddly, kept addressing Burdick as "Mr. Bird Dick."

Posted by Stephen Silver at July 17, 2003 05:23 AM
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