July 09, 2003

MAIL TIME!: I thought I'd

MAIL TIME!: I thought I'd take a moment to answer some questions and comments that have been put forth lately, both from e-mails and the comments section. Here we go:

Q: Are you on Friendster?
A: I am indeed, and I encourage anyone and everyone to sign up. Feel free to look me up by my e-mail address, and add me to your friend-list.

Q: Given that Buddy Ebsen and Buddy Hackett died so close together, other famous Buddys should watch out.
A: Yes, they should. With the passing of those two men, and of Clinton's dog Buddy and (much earlier) Buddy Holly, it seems nearly every Buddy in America is either dead, or living and over 80 years old. I myself have an Uncle Buddy who is closing in on 90. The only living, healthy Buddys I can think of are blues legend Buddy Guy, former football coach Buddy Ryan, and journeyman pitcher Buddy Groom.
The next Buddy to pass on? I nominate Buddy Selig.

Q: First you went to the Gay Pride parade, then you admit to watching Sex and the City. What will it take to admit that you are gay - actual anal sex with a man?
A: Firstly, I did not "go to" the Gay Pride Parade; I just happened to be in the city while it was going on- and while there I ran into perhaps America's leading heterosexual icon, Tony Soprano. Secondly, I've only watched "Sex and the City" twice in the last year, and I've never admitted to liking it. And thirdly, I'm not the one who wrote the "Anus Na Na Na Na" song.

Q: If Ann Coulter's body was inhabited by the soul of Michael Moore, would you do her? Or do you find the physical being as unattractive as you find the rhetoric?
A: I find Moore's rhetoric just as disgusting as Coulter's, so I don't see what the difference is; after falsely blaming Lockheed Martin for the Columbine massacre in "Bowling For Columbine," Fat Fat Fatty must be thrilled at today's mass murder at a Lockheed plant in Mississippi.
Would I do Ann, with her soul or anyone else's? I answer by paraphrasing comedian Jeffrey Ross, in his famous insult of Sandra Bernhard and Bea Arthur:
"I wouldn't f-ck Ann Coulter with Michael Moore's d-ck."

Posted by Stephen Silver at July 9, 2003 02:16 AM
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