A SEPARATE PIECE (OF ASS): Here's the latest "controversial" off-Broadway play: "Pieces (of Ass)," a look at the modern-day problem of "hot chick angst"- i.e., the perils and pitfalls that come along with being a beautiful woman in today's society.
I've always been of the belief that attractive women are the true masters of the universe- and I agree with the thoughts of Reihan Salam and others who have said that the US would be best served if we took the most attractive woman in the whole country and made her president- all of the other world leaders would be too intimidated to fuck with us ever again. Yes, I'd imagine it must be tough for "hot chicks" to deal with all the attention, keep up with the pressures of being beautiful, etc. No offense, but those don't seem too high on the list of possible human afflictions.
The show will have a "Vagina Monologues"-like revolving cast that consists largely of former reality TV contestants, including "Survivor" winner Jenna Morasca, "Bachelor" also-ran Kirsten Buschbacher and, perhaps most notably, soon-to-be-legendary Real Worlder Trishelle "Trashelle" Cantonella. Cara Nussbaum/Kahn was, presumably, not available.