SADDAM MAY VERY WELL BE DEAD: A building which may have contained Saddam, Uday, and Quasay has been bombed by coalition forces, and there's said to be a "strong chance" that Saddam is dead. Let's fuck to celebrate!
WAR IS OVER?: Every indication now is that the war is nearly won. Just goes to further prove the naysayers wrong: I love that the nearly year-long run-up to the war was a "rush," yet the actual three-week war is a "quagmire."
UPDATE: This site reports that Saddam was killed today. I'd believe it, if not for the site's previous dozen reports- which argue that Saddam was in fact killed on March 19 (the first night of the war) and has kept up the appearance of being alive by using doubles ever since.
Say it with me: It's too bad we can only kill him once.