March 21, 2003

SADDAM HUSSEIN: DECEPTICON: A national

SADDAM HUSSEIN: DECEPTICON: A national guardsman from Ohio who recently shipped out to the Middle East has had his name legally changed to "Optimus Prime," in honor of the hero of the '80s cartoon "The Transformers." The soldier, whose former name has not been released, even got a letter from a general at the Pentagon saying that it was "great to have the leader of the Autobots" on our side.
In a related story, the Elite Republican Go-Bots have been surrendering to coalition forces in droves all throughout Iraq.

Posted by Stephen Silver at March 21, 2003 11:01 AM
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