TOP 15 MALE ATHLETES WHO HAVE GIRLS' NAMES: 15. Courtney Alexander. 14. Kari Takko (MN North Stars goalie in '80s). 13. Dana Barros. 12. Minnie Mimoso. 11. Rosie Grier. 10. Jose Maria Olazabel. 9. Valeri Kaminsky. 8. Christy Matthewson. 7. Brett Butler. 6. Lynn Swann. 5. Torii Hunter. 4. Tracy McGrady. 3. Fran Tarkenton. 2. Sandy Koufax. 1. Babe Ruth.
THE ARAB-ISRAELI CONFLICT SOLVED, AT LAST!: All it took was Goldberg.
12 ANGRY LEWINSKYS: News today that Monica Lewinsky, who now lives in Manhattan's West Village, was recently called for jury duty, but due to what she deemed "negative prior experiences with the criminal justice system," the judge excused her from duty. This brings to mind a wonderful programming idea for COURTV: a reality show featuring a jury filled entirely with now-washed up Lewinsky scandal figures: Monica, Linda Tripp, Paula Jones, Matt Drudge, Sidney Blumenthal, Lucianne Goldberg, Susan Carpenter-MacMillen, Betty Currie, Juanita Broderick, Henry Hyde, Bob Livingston, and David Brock. Judge Kenneth Starr, of course, is the judge. This could be as big a hit for COURTV as "Celebrity Boxing" was for Fox.
MUSIC CRITIC QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "For her new album, Pink has utilized former 4 Non Blondes frontwoman Linda Perry as a co-writer on several songs- a curious move, considering 4 Non Blondes' status as one of the worst bands of all time." -Stephen Thompson, in The Onion's AV Club, on Pink's album "Missundazstood."
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 8, 2002 02:53 PM