March 18, 2004

The Whipped Stripes

Thanks for all the comments on the marriage-name-changing post below; clearly you’ve all got interesting perspectives. A couple of you, in e-mails, said that a man taking his wife’s last name as his own is an even worse offense than hyphenating them both.

Well guess what? I know one guy who not only changed his last name to his wife’s, but after they got divorced he kept working with her for years, even though she for some reason makes him tell everyone she’s his sister. And worst of all, she makes him dress to match her too!

No, so I don’t really “know” Jack White. And the sister thing is more creepy than anything, while at the same time he gets to bang Renee Zellweger on the side. But the fact remains that Jack White’s real name is Jack Gillis, and when he married Meg White, he took her last name. Even if it is only a stage name.

Posted by Stephen Silver at March 18, 2004 10:46 PM
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Un...be...lievable...

Posted by: Jordan at March 19, 2004 09:13 PM

Furthermore, this is one of those cases in which appearances are %90 accurate.

What do these two people look like?

A BUNCH OF FUCKING NUTBALLS. That's right, they are both fucking crazy. End of story.

Posted by: Jordan at March 26, 2004 03:13 AM
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