News Item: Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz split up.
I never really understood this couple; Tom could likely have any woman he wants in the world, but instead he chose someone who would make the very top of my “most overrated ‘beautiful women’” list, along with Julia Roberts, Paris Hilton, and Tara Reid. The couple’s other primary legacy is that they starred together in one of the worst Hollywood films ever made, “Vanilla Sky.”
Perhaps now Tom will hook up with Entertainment Weekly writer Clarissa Cruz, "Twin Peaks" singer Julee Cruise, or blogger Kambri Crews. Or, if some of “those rumors” are true, baseball player Jose Cruz or California Lt. Governor Cruz Bustamante.
I hated Vanilla Sky. Two hours of Cameron Crowe on acid. Yuck.
Posted by: Emily at March 26, 2004 03:28 PM