A brief explanation: as I mentioned over the weekend, I'm planning to show my solidarity with the Timberwolves by, each game day of their second-round playoff series against the Sacramento Kings, designating a Doug Christie Joke of the Day.
Don't know who Doug Christie is and why I'm making fun of him? Read this. Now you know. The Twins had their Homer Hankies; the Wolves have the Christie joke. Besides, could you imagine Latrell Sprewell running scared with fear if approached by a female sideline reporter, 'cause he was afraid his wife would find out they spoke?
Anyway, ahead of Tuesday night's series opener, here we go:
THE OFFICAL DOUG CHRISTIE JOKE OF THE DAY FOR GAME 1:
Q. Why did Doug Christie cross the road?
A. He didn't. Jackie wouldn't let him.
This has been the official Doug Christie Joke of the Day for Game 1. Thank you for your time, and go T-Wolves!
Posted by Stephen Silver at May 4, 2004 12:58 AMCome on Steve. You can do better than that.
Posted by: glenn at May 4, 2004 01:50 PMGlenn-
It's gonna be a long series- keep checking back, they'll get better!
Posted by: Stephen Silver at May 4, 2004 02:35 PM