"I have to concede that Jessica Simpson is the shining triumph of mediocrity. It's truly fascinating to watch a beautiful young woman performing dynamic renditions of really lousy music. Even Rolling Stone has had to give up pretending that Christina and Britney can do the same."
-J.R. Taylor, skewering Z-100's recent Zootopia concert, in New York Press. Read the whole thing- it's what might result if Triumph the Insult Comic Dog tried his hand at rock criticism.
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 2, 2004 08:07 PM