August 19, 2004

Acting Commissioner For Life, Indeed

Now that Bud Selig’s nonsensical contract extension is official, Jayson Stark has five suggestions for the Commish, in his remaining five years in office. I have five suggestions of my own:

1. Resign for “health reasons.”
2. Resign for “personal reasons.”
3. Resign for “Ricky Williams reasons.”
4. Resign for “Jim McGreevey reasons.”
5. Die.

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 19, 2004 11:22 PM
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