Acting Commissioner For Life, Indeed

Now that Bud Selig’s nonsensical contract extension is official, Jayson Stark has five suggestions for the Commish, in his remaining five years in office. I have five suggestions of my own:

1. Resign for “health reasons.”
2. Resign for “personal reasons.”
3. Resign for “Ricky Williams reasons.”
4. Resign for “Jim McGreevey reasons.”
5. Die.