Were Kermit and Piggy friends or lovers? Stephanie Klein has her own theory, in a post that starts with the phrase “I’m Miss Piggy”:
“Miss Piggy went with a safe bet, falling for her rainbow connection man for his green pad and keyhole eyes. She was wise to lunge for the good guy. That wild pig needed someone safe; she's reckless with everything else, from her Karate moves to her motorcycle tricks... that woman needed a sweet man to ground her and let her glisten.”"Very, very good friends" my ass. Posted by Stephen Silver at September 29, 2004 12:13 AM