November 17, 2004


Gary Sheffield’s wife? In a sex tape/extortion scandal? With a threesome? Involving R. Kelly?

I know what I was thinking when I first heard this, and what you all were too: Gary Sheffield is married to a 14-year-old?

My second thought- did this happen while Gary was living with Barry Bonds?

No, actually, according to the New York Post’s account, the tape was made “more than 10 years ago,” while Mrs. Sheffield was in the midst of a “long-term relationship” with the “I Believe I Can Fly" singer. The catch? Gary’s wife is 28 now, which would put her in the underage zone at the time of the relationship with Kelly. Yep, sounds about right.

This scandal gives me so much Yankenfraude, that hell, they can HAVE Pedro, for all I care.

No word on whether we’ll get to see the tape; at any rate, I can’t wait for the “Chappelle’s Show” re-enactment.

Posted by Stephen Silver at November 17, 2004 07:55 AM

wow! this is the best thing I have read in weeks.

Posted by: LilB at November 17, 2004 03:04 PM
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