December 01, 2004

Boom Boom

News Item (via Page Six):

Anna Benson, the former model and stripper who is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson, vowed yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she'll have sex with all his teammates.
I suspect that Anna’s confession, on this morning’s Stern show, is part of a conspiracy by Mets management to get Pedro Martinez, and other superstars, to sign with the Mets, based on their hope at having a crack at Mrs. Benson.

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 1, 2004 07:42 PM

You just know half the team is going to try to hook Kris up on the road.

You ever get the feeling that Anna likes attention?

Posted by: Bill McCabe at December 1, 2004 08:13 PM

I'd just start sticking women's underwear in his bag when he wasn't looking.

Posted by: Gib at December 2, 2004 10:03 AM
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