December 01, 2004

News Item

Tom Ridge resigns.

For his primary legacy as the first Homeland Security Secretary, I give you Lewis Black:

"Our government told us that the only way we could protect ourselves from a chemical fuck attack was with duct tape? The only way duct tape would help in a chemical attack would be if you could get enough to wrap yourself up and die before the chemicals got you.

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 1, 2004 07:37 PM

a news item so nice, you had to post it twice!

Posted by: LilB at December 1, 2004 07:39 PM
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