December 20, 2005

There Goes Johnny

Red Sox fans will now have a new Most Hated Yankee, because the leader of the Idiots, Johnny Damon, has jumped from Boston to the Bronx. Damon signed a 4-year, $52 million dollar deal to become the new Yankees' centerfielder. For that money, he'll have to do three unpleasant things: get booed at Fenway, shave, and cut his hair.

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 20, 2005 11:36 PM

a commenter on Boston Craigslist put it best so I will just paraphrase him: "I shoot loads farther than Johnny Damon can throw from the outfield."
He will be missed but will be instantly hated. But the real hate should go to the bumbling, stumbling Sox front office who let him slip away under cover of night. F LUCCHINO!

Posted by: LilB at December 21, 2005 05:00 PM

hahaha. I am not crazy about getting this bum, but it will be a sure pleasure to see him shaved and the Jesus haircut gone. He will be even more should make it all the more entertaining.

Posted by: A at December 22, 2005 11:29 AM
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